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Joking times

hello friend this is our newest section
this section will share you some jokes that will make you feel fun a lot .
yes our basic purpose is to give you or to share with you a lot of fun .
we hope that you enjoy it guys

1

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.

Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?”

A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, “A basketball coach?”

2

These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.

“That race was all about competition.” – David Coleman, ITV

“And I can see the strong wind blowing the sun towards us.” – Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3

Mark Goodier: What’s the name of the company you work for?

Listener: Mining and Engineering Services. Mark Goodier: So, what kind of work do they do; is it mining and

engineering services? – BBC Radio 1

“Marling – unbeaten in her three victories.”

Peter O’Sullivan, BBC2 TV: “Both drivers are fundamentally wearing white helmets.”

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